First you start with some raw herring (yuck - okay I really can't say that since I've never tried it)...

Then you grab one by the tail, hold it up high with a wide open mouth...

You think about what you have just done, SERIOUSLY think about what you have just done....

And the result is.......

I don't know about you, but they look like a bunch of well sated missionaries to me! And to think they could be eating a plethora of other tasty treats (i.e. chocolate, vla (Dutch pudding - WAY better than anything you can get here), stroopwafels (syrup waffles - those you see the missionaries eating in 'The Best Two Years', patat (french fries), etc.).
Steve, we love you and are proud of you! Keep up the good work and continue to show us how Dutch you really are!